Thursday, April 23, 2009

girls arhh...



Yours truly Tan Kian Hui was once Chipsmore cookie psycho wtf. He used to eat Chipsmore everyday for lunch for don't know what reason. He stopped that bad habit immediately after he found out a lil health problem for having too many Chipsmore cookies LOL. Years after, he was walking around ss15, waiting his class to start, he saw this flyer kinda thing :

F.cup Cookie!



omigosh that sounds so tasty. =
They even have two flavours : Soy Milk & Chocolate.
But after he read the whole flyer, he got so damn dissapointed and shocked and surprised at the same time. 

Dissapointed = F.cup cookies are only suitable for girls/women.
Shocked = F.cup cookies could enlarge something in a grils/women's bodies.
Surprised = the flyer design damn catchy wtf

Below's the result after taking long term of F.cup cookie. (girls & women)



wtf

Girls all over the world,
do guys always complain about something there is too small for you?
wtf

If they do, you fight back and say : Atleast I have, do you have any?
wtf

I guess that's not the reason why F.cup is out in market.
wtf

CONCLUSION!
girls arhh... tsk tsk tsk...


xD

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Coffee is purple colour

Had coffee with Songpo @ Puteri just now, sleepyless & feeling blue again!
well, this time purple .__.
Hands on keyboard ready to spread something.. again.

My latest semi-emotional post said, it's gonna be long time to see me writing this kind of post again. I can't believe I do this again - so fast. Coffee really kills.

I hate myself when I think back to those unhappy moments. Especially when people complain some slightly same situations to me, I feel more pissed. It's like, 'you call that hard to accept? I've had enough even more than you okay?'

For today, thanks to Kiat, Sin Yee, Songpo & Wei Jean. Problems that you all've been complaining to me today were problems I've met before - &I've got better heartbreak moments than you all.

No, don't worry, I'm not really pissed now.

You know Kiat, I don't have so many siblings like you, you have 2 sisters and 1 brother. I understand how does the youngest one feel, coz I'm one too. But like you said, I don't know how the situation is gonna be when I don't have so many siblings, you are totally wrong bro. I do understand, I really do. See, I only have 1 elder sis at home & those feelings that you told me do happen on me too. I don't think she likes what I get from my parents when she doesn't get. She even shows out sometimes, telling my parents that I get things faster then her, like handphone, driving car out, going out late night. LOL. That's so hard to explain WHY. It's like so unexplainable right Kiat? You said, everything must has an answer. Well, there are so many things could make no answer, make you emo for no reason, make someone cries, suicides, and you just don't understand WHY. Right, Kiaty? We just don't know WHY.

Sin Yee, I'm so sorry to hear about that. Okay, I know what to write and what not to write. Well Sin, boys will still be boys. I admit I'll be like that too if I were in that situation. Let's say, I have plenty of girlfriends now, I'm like, I have choices to choose a girl. You know you are the best among all, you know you are better to be belonged to me, but one thing makes it fail is, I don't know and I choose another girl. Sin, turn to Taylor Swift's songs - Tearsdrop on my Guitar & You belong with me.

Go Songpo, LOL. I didn't know you knew so much about my past -.- well some of those are so damn embarassing lol. It was so hard to let you understand 'what you think is impossible about a girl is actually possible' but I think I did =D proud! See bro, I don't dare to think to have a gf til now because I'm kinda have this phobia, I'm so scared to see a girl's impossible turns possible. You know what am I saying? I had a relationship with this girl when I was form 3. Yeah, I know, High School's puppy love. It's love anyways, and I thought exactly like you. Out of no where, this girl went completely 'possible' when I thought she was totally 'impossible'. Do you know how it feels when you get heart attack during sex? It's like, you're so happy now but later on you're gonna die. Fuck right bro.
note : the heart attack & sex are just examples .__.

Wei Jean, your situation is alsmot like Sin Yees'. But yours not relationship larh. Like I told you just now, you do better things in life than being a President of Leo. Better think deeply about this sentence, really. You gave out everything right? You gave out your best to turn things better right? Imagine now, you came this close and failed to become the real PRESIDENT of Malaysia. How do you feel? You raise the oil price to get money from the riches to help the poors, but the riches hate you. You open more hospitals for the poors but the private hospitals hate you. End up, nobody wants to vote for you. Because they hate you. You did so many 'good things' to them. And for those who you really helped? They don't appreciate it, they don't really like you, instead, they like the others who THEY THINK THEIR better. Note, THEY THINKKK. No good results yet one.
Important ones, you know you're the better person, you know you did more hardwork, you can change everything to be better. That's enough.
You know everything, but people just don't know.




Hmm. Just love the song, not really the lyric, maybe it's not suitable for my 'purple coffee' mood now. Oh &, the video would be perfect if Miley Cyrus isn't in there. Damn.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Freestyle MV - You make me wanna




On your Windows Movie Maker, throw all your favourite videos inside. Make a video, make it looks so random. :D That is how I did.

Enjoy!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

tell me whyyyy



Yes larh Archie, Malaysia is a fun country okay have you tried our nasi lemak wtf

you know D'archie, I can sing too..

tell me whyyyy, it's so hard to connect?
don't fool with me, I hate you streamyx,
tell me whyyy, I can't even go youtube,
I rather go old town and eat bee hoooon

wtf

what the fuck is wrong with the internet line huh

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Annoying Comic Sans


Let me present to you my newest blogging topic LOL

It's called, the Annoying Comic Sans.

Don't you think those Comic Sans words in every photo are very disturbing? :D
and that's where fun comes from!

Enjoy!

































































Tell me which one you like the most! 


Victims Credits :
Wee Loong, Song Po, Daryl, Kua, Foo Loong, Soo Wai Sing, Sharon, Han Shen, Gladys, Kar Ying, King & Donnie, Haziq, Chee Mun, Hrishii, Rachel Tan, Edmond, Yinjia, Yun Pyng, Zi Yao, Bi Hung, Grace, Melvin, Ben Wee, Rinesh, Tse Yuen, Kent Yong, Justin Chow, Wei Lim, Anonymous blonde girl and Indian guy, 1 Chicky, 1 Goaty and Myself.

*takes a bow*
LOL

[edit]

Happy 18th Birthday to Song Po!



you had a great day. I know :D

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

adeline kong kong was mine!

Everytime when I want to update my blog, I don't update. LOL -.-
wth I missed something very important and did something very wrong.

I forgot my vip's birthday ):
so this post is specially for you and I know it's no reason for me to forget your birthday,
I'm sorry. So so sorry!

now playing :
*you can tell me that you're sorry but
I don't believe you baby like I did, beforeeee..
*

wtf why this song has to come now -.-

*guilty*
Anyways,
I admit I forgot your birthday but 1 thing you must always know, I won't forget you.
Every you and me were before, every words, argues, stories, laughs, pervertos, jokes..
Everything is still here in my mind (:

Happy super super Belated Birthday to
Adeline Kong!




*oldschool kong kong! was mine. :D


Forgive me Kong Kong!
you know ily!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Fearless.

I can't remember when was the last time I bought an Original Album.
I can't find one either. I remember I did, but..

Well, this is probably one of my very first few Ori Albums.

Taylor Swift's Fearless is finally released in Malaysia!





*Mine is the RM46.50 one, not the RM29.90 Malaysia Edition :P

I love that 3 Bonus Old Songs. Different versions, sounds so new to me :D
Those songs keep spinning in my head now.



I'm modemless now. DAMN. I only use Internet during worktime.
I got important things to update ): ..
I think my modem will come back tomorrow.
So.. Hopefully larh.